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The Oil Crisis Explained

January 16th 2008 01:30
australian american oil crisis explained
Australian Oil Crisis Explained

A lot of people can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.

~~~

Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in
~~~
Bass Strait
~~~
East Queensland Shale Fields
~~~
Canning Basin
~~~
Perth Basin
and
North-West Continental Shelf
~~~


Our
DIPSTICKS
Are located in
Canberra!!!

Any Questions ???
NO?
I didn't Think So.


American Oil Crisis Explained


A lot of folks can't understand how we came
to have an oil shortage here in our country.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our OIL is located in
~~~
ALASKA
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania

and
Texas
~~~
Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington,DC !!!

Any Questions ???


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Comment by Louie

January 16th 2008 01:57
10 out of 10

Comment by Pat

January 16th 2008 02:03
That completely sucks. Can't believe the amazing domain name of jokes.org.au (so much potential) has been wasted like this.

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