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Parking Cops

July 9th 2010 06:37

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was this motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

So I called him a pencil necked nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a pile of horse shit.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first.

Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner...

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