Ian
D GabbardTake Your Old Man to The Mall
April 8th 2009 14:52
I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new jeans. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild In your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once and f * cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my other son.'
The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild In your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one.
'Got drunk once and f * cked a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my other son.'
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Comment by techman
Fashion
Jokes Nut
heres another
Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall
My grandson got away from me Sunday at the mall. He
approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The cop asked, "What's he like?"
The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Jack Daniels and women with big tits."