July 18th 2008 02:38
Answer: Both suck when you plug them in.
What does a piano player dream about?
Answer: Sheet music.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Answer: A flat minor.
What's the difference between a piano accompanianist and a terrorist?
Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
How do you make a million dollars playing the piano?
Answer: Start with two million.
How do you get two piano players to play in perfect unison?
Answer: Shoot one.
Did you hear about the piano player who played in rhythm?
Answer: Neither did I.
What's the difference between a piano and an onion?
Answer: No one cries when you chop up a piano.
What did the piano player get on his IQ test?
What's the difference between a medium pizza and a piano player?
Answer: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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