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Piano Jokes

July 18th 2008 02:38
Joeks about pianos and piano players
What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric piano have in common?

Answer: Both suck when you plug them in.


What does a piano player dream about?


Answer: Sheet music.


What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

Answer: A flat minor.


What's the difference between a piano accompanianist and a terrorist?

Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist.


How do you make a million dollars playing the piano?

Answer: Start with two million.


How do you get two piano players to play in perfect unison?

Answer: Shoot one.

Did you hear about the piano player who played in rhythm?

Answer: Neither did I.


What's the difference between a piano and an onion?

Answer: No one cries when you chop up a piano.


What did the piano player get on his IQ test?

Answer: Drool.


What's the difference between a medium pizza and a piano player?

Answer: A pizza can feed a family of four.
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