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Life in Southern California

September 14th 2006 01:38
LIFE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA



San Diego, California...



A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition. "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.



"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.



"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat.
"He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."




This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned," I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."



At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"



Is that a woman behind your dashboard?
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