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Shilpa KarhikPolitically Correct Jokes
October 9th 2006 02:11
NOT Politically Correct -> Politically Correct
Old -> Chronologically gifted; also Experimentally enhanced
Bald -> Follicularly challenged
Prisoner -> Client of the correctional system
Janitor -> Environmentalist hygienist
Failure -> Deficiency achievement (seems a contradiction in terms to me)
Unemployed -> Indefinitely idled
Loser -> Individual with temporarily unmet objectives
Ignoramus -> Knowledge-based non-possessor
Dirty Old Man -> Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
Perverted -> Sexually dysfunctional
Serial Killer -> Person with difficult-to-meet needs
Lazy -> Motivationally deficient
Fat -> Horizontally challenged
Dishonest -> Ethically disoriented
Clumsy -> Uniquely coordinated
Body Odor -> Nondiscretionary fragrance
Alive -> Temporarily metabolically abled
Worst -> Least best
Wrong -> Differently logical
Ugly -> Cosmetically different
Short -> Vertically challenged
Dead -> Living impaired
Vagrant -> Nonspecifically destinationed individual
Spendthrift -> Negative saver
Drunk -> Chemically inconvenienced
Pregnant -> Parasitically oppressed
Old -> Chronologically gifted; also Experimentally enhanced
Bald -> Follicularly challenged
Prisoner -> Client of the correctional system
Janitor -> Environmentalist hygienist
Failure -> Deficiency achievement (seems a contradiction in terms to me)
Unemployed -> Indefinitely idled
Loser -> Individual with temporarily unmet objectives
Ignoramus -> Knowledge-based non-possessor
Dirty Old Man -> Sexually focused chronologically gifted individual
Perverted -> Sexually dysfunctional
Serial Killer -> Person with difficult-to-meet needs
Lazy -> Motivationally deficient
Fat -> Horizontally challenged
Dishonest -> Ethically disoriented
Clumsy -> Uniquely coordinated
Body Odor -> Nondiscretionary fragrance
Alive -> Temporarily metabolically abled
Worst -> Least best
Wrong -> Differently logical
Ugly -> Cosmetically different
Short -> Vertically challenged
Dead -> Living impaired
Vagrant -> Nonspecifically destinationed individual
Spendthrift -> Negative saver
Drunk -> Chemically inconvenienced
Pregnant -> Parasitically oppressed
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