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Warning: This Joke is Not Politically Correct

July 20th 2007 02:43
As the Air Force cargo aircraft pushed back from the gate, the Loadmistress gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc. Finally, she said, 'Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your Aircraft Commander, Major Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination.'

Sgt. Looper, sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, 'Did I hear her right? Is the Major a woman?' When the cargo crew came by, he said 'Did I understand you right? Is the Major a woman?'

'Yes,' said the crew member, 'In fact, this entire crew is female.' 'My God,' said Sgt. Looper, 'I'd better have a tranquilizer. I don't know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit.'

Women in the Cock Pit or Box Office

'That's another thing Sarge,' she said, 'We no longer call it the cock pit.'

'It's the Box Office.'

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Comment by NoaIzumi

June 8th 2009 20:00
Politically correct, definitely not.

But still funny as hell. Keep 'em coming!

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