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Practical Joke Ideas

May 8th 2009 07:02
When you visit your friend’s house, put a squirt of washing up liquid in their dishwasher. Next time they run it suds will come oozing out the door.

Place a coin on the ground and wait for someone to bend down to pick it up. As they do, tear a piece of fabric and they’ll think they just burst their pants.

Tie a thin, almost invisible piece of thread to a coin and place it on the ground. Wait for someone to bend down towards it and pull it away at the last second.

Wait 'till someone is drinking a can of fizzy soda and when they’re not looking drop in some sugar or a sugar sweet. The soda will fizz up and start pouring uncontrollably out of the can.


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This is a very simple prank.

Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish.

Let it dry and place it out to be used.




Toilet Pranks:

Prank 1... An old classic.

Place cling film (plastic wrap) across the toilet bowl and lower the seat.

Prank 2...

Add a thin layer of Vaseline to the toilet seat. Your victim won't know what it is.

Prank 3...

Wait until you're sure the toilet will remain unused for at least 24 hours.

Get 2 - 3 packets of powdered jello and mix it into the toilet water until dissolved.

Let it set. (The more jello you use the harder it will set).



Envelope Prank:

Fill a large brown envelope about 70% with shaving foam.

Close over the flap but don't seal it.

Place it part way, flap first under a friends door and call them to get it.

When you hear them walking towards it, jump on the back end of the envelope and shaving foam will spray everywhere.




Snot Prank:

Get some green jelly and mash it up with some tiny bits of balled up lettuce.

Stuff it up your nose.

When someone’s watching, fake a sneeze all over your hands.

For best effect, eat it !




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Comment by samaritan

May 8th 2009 10:38
It wasn't a practical joke, but I actually did the dishwasher one - purely through my own stupidity. It was at my first job - which was over 15 years ago - and I had never used a dishwasher before. I was asked to put the cups in from a training course. So I just put in normal dishwashing liquid - and a lot of it. I had suds coming out everywhere and they were all over the floor of the coffee room. It's pretty funny now, but I was freaking when it happened.

Samaritan

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