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Pregnancy Jokes

December 1st 2008 23:38
A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained. He had her sit down and relax in another room.

The older doctor marched back to the first and demanded, "What's the matter with you? Mrs. Terry is 63 years old, she has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was PREGNANT?"

The new doctor smiled smugly as he continued to write on his clipboard.


"Cured her hiccups though, didn't it?"



Pregnancy Jokes
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman: "Unfertilized."

Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs?
Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
If it's the flu, you'll get better.

Ever since I've been pregnant, I haven't been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?
Depends on what you're doing with them.

A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C. gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your brother from Maryland came in and named them."


The woman thinks to herself, "No, not my brother... he's an idiot!"

She asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"

"Denise."

"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"

"Denephew. "


Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
When the kids are in college.

When is the best time to get an epidural?
Right after you find out your pregnant.

Under what circumstances should a baby not be circumcised?
When it's a girl, for starters.

Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Yes, pregnancy.
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