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Clever Questions

January 28th 2008 03:15
clever questions to ponder
CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?
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HOW IMPORTANT DOES A PERSON HAVE TO BE BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?

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WHY DO YOU HAVE TO 'PUT YOUR TWO CENTS IN'..
BUT IT'S ONLY A 'PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS'?
WHERE'S THAT EXTRA PENNY GOING?

WHY DOES A ROUND PIZZA COME IN A SQUARE BOX?
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WHAT DISEASE DID CURED HAM ACTUALLY HAVE?
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HOW IS IT THAT WE PUT MAN ON THE MOON
BEFORE WE FIGURED OUT IT WOULD BE
A GOOD IDEA TO PUT WHEELS ON LUGGAGE?
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WHY IS IT THAT PEOPLE SAY THEY 'SLEPT LIKE A BABY' WHEN BABIES WAKE UP LIKE EVERY TWO HOURS?
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IF A DEAF PERSON HAS TO GO TO COURT,
IS IT STILL CALLED A HEARING?
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WHY ARE YOU IN A MOVIE, BUT YOU'RE ON TV?
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WHY DO PEOPLE PAY TO GO UP TALL BUILDINGS AND THEN PUT MONEY IN BINOCULARS TO LOOK AT THINGS ON THE GROUND?
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WHY DO DOCTORS LEAVE THE ROOM WHILE YOU CHANGE?

THEY'RE GOING TO SEE YOU NAKED ANYWAY.
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WHY IS 'BRA' SINGULAR AND 'PANTIES' PLURAL?
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WHY DO TOASTERS ALWAYS HAVE A SETTING THAT BURNS THE TOAST TO A HORRIBLE CRISP,
WHICH NO DECENT HUMAN BEING WOULD EAT?
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IF JIMMY CRACKS CORN AND NO ONE CARES,
WHY IS THERE A STUPID SONG ABOUT HIM?

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IF THE PROFESSOR ON GILLIGAN'S ISLAND CAN MAKE A RADIO OUT OF A COCONUT, WHY CAN'T HE FIX A HOLE IN A BOAT?
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WHY DOES GOOFY STAND ERECT WHILE PLUTO REMAINS ON ALL FOURS?
THEY'RE BOTH DOGS!
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IF WILE E. COYOTE HAD ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP, WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BUY DINNER?
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IF CORN OIL IS MADE FROM CORN, AND VEGETABLE OIL IS MADE FROM VEGETABLES, WHAT IS BABY OIL MADE FROM?
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IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS,
DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS?
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DO THE ALPHABET SONG AND TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HAVE THE SAME TUNE?
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WHY DID YOU JUST TRY SINGING THE TWO SONGS ABOVE?
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WHY DO THEY CALL IT AN ASTEROID WHEN IT'S OUTSIDE THE HEMISPHERE, BUT CALL IT A HEMORRHOID WHEN IT'S IN YOUR BUTT?
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DID YOU EVER NOTICE THAT WHEN YOU BLOW IN A DOG'S FACE, HE GETS MAD AT YOU, BUT WHEN YOU TAKE HIM FOR A CAR RIDE, HE STICKS HIS HEAD OUT THE WINDOW?
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Comment by Anonymous

January 29th 2008 23:56
why is it an insult to be called fat by a skinny person and a complement to be called skinny by a fat person its just not fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Comment by MD

February 8th 2008 23:22
In the movie Peter Pan... what was 'captain hooks' name before the crocodile bit his hand off?[/SIZE]Your text goes hereYour text goes hereYour text goes here

Comment by Anonymous

February 8th 2008 23:24
are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?Your text goes hereYour text goes here

Comment by Anonymous

February 8th 2008 23:25
what came first the chicken or the egg?

Comment by Anonymous

February 8th 2008 23:27
why do people insist to get of the couch and search the whole room to find the remote, because they are to lazy to change the channel from the TV

Comment by danny bailey

February 21st 2008 10:24
how come every-body has better questions than me?

Comment by danny bailey

March 6th 2008 09:31
who made up all of the words in the world?

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