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D GabbardRedhead Jokes
April 28th 2010 02:40
A. Say something.
Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds
Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.
Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.
She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"
The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"
Differences Between Good Girls and Redheads
*Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
*Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
*Good girls wax their floors.
*Redheads wax their bikini lines.
*Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.
*Redheads know they could do it better.
*Good girls wear white cotton panties.
*Redheads don't wear any.
*Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. *Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.
*Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
*Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it.
*Good girls pack their toothbrush.
*Redheads pack their diaphragms.
*Good girls wear high heels to work.
*Redheads wear high heels to bed.
*Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex.
*Redheads think no place is the wrong place.
*Good girls prefer the missionary position.
*Redheads do too, but only for starters.
*Good girls say 'no'.
*Redheads say 'when?'
*Good girls say "Thanks for a wonderful dinner."
*Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?"
*Good girls keep a diary.
*Redheads don't have time.
*Good girls love Italian food.
*Redheads love Italian waiters.
*Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ass.
*Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass.
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