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Redneck Jokes

June 12th 2009 02:08
Redneck house and swing
Redneck Yard Swing



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A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

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How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.

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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.

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Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records

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Who invented the toothbrush ?
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been
a teeth brush)

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Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.

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Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?

'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library was a total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
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A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
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