June 12th 2009 02:08
A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?
When you call the front desk and say, I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.
Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
Who invented the toothbrush ?
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been
a teeth brush)
Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
A new Redneck law was just recently passed
When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16 and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . .
and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
subscribe to this blog