http://www.jokesy.com/ Jokes en Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:25:00 GMT Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:25:00 GMT info@jokesy.com info@jokesy.com http://www.jokesy.com/images/jokes2.gif http://www.jokesy.com/ http://www.jokesy.com/interesting-stuff/ This is interesting! Learn something new everyday.... 'Stewardesses' is the longest word typed with only the left hand. And 'lollipop' is the longest word typed with your right hand.. (Bet... http://www.jokesy.com/interesting-stuff/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/interesting-stuff/ Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:25:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/next-life/ My Next Life by Woody Allen In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you... http://www.jokesy.com/next-life/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/next-life/ Mon, 08 Mar 2010 02:04:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/rectum/ All the organs of the body were having a meeting, Trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run... http://www.jokesy.com/rectum/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/rectum/ Fri, 05 Mar 2010 11:34:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/western-australian/ DIARY OF A POMMIE IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA . August 31 - Just got transferred with work from Leeds UK to our new home in Karratha, Western Australia. Now this is... http://www.jokesy.com/western-australian/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/western-australian/ Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:25:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/dog-sale/ A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings... http://www.jokesy.com/dog-sale/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/dog-sale/ Mon, 01 Mar 2010 11:19:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/irish-password/ Paddy had the following password at work: MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDew eyDonaldGoofyDublin. When his boss asked why he had such a long password, he replied 'Bejazus! Are yez feckin' stupid? I was told... http://www.jokesy.com/irish-password/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/irish-password/ Fri, 26 Feb 2010 05:17:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/two-assholes/ Stanley died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and... http://www.jokesy.com/two-assholes/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/two-assholes/ Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:10:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/dogs-purpose/ A Dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old). Good Advice Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker. The dog's owners, Ron, his wife Lisa... http://www.jokesy.com/dogs-purpose/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/dogs-purpose/ Mon, 22 Feb 2010 04:57:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/adam-and-eve/ Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged. "You're... http://www.jokesy.com/adam-and-eve/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/adam-and-eve/ Fri, 19 Feb 2010 06:28:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/science-kids/ Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers. Most books now say our sun... http://www.jokesy.com/science-kids/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/science-kids/ Wed, 17 Feb 2010 06:09:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/cat-in-the-hat/ I Cannot See I Cannot Pee I Cannot Chew I Cannot Screw Oh, My God, What Can I Do? My Memory Shrinks My Hearing Stinks No Sense of Smell I... http://www.jokesy.com/cat-in-the-hat/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/cat-in-the-hat/ Mon, 15 Feb 2010 05:59:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/horse-cop/ A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl On her new shiny bike stopped beside him. 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa... http://www.jokesy.com/horse-cop/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/horse-cop/ Fri, 12 Feb 2010 04:35:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/tool-use/ Tool Use Explained DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings... http://www.jokesy.com/tool-use/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/tool-use/ Wed, 10 Feb 2010 04:19:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/say-sex/ 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Try breathing through your nose 4. Is that a medic alert pendant? 5. But whipped cream... http://www.jokesy.com/say-sex/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/say-sex/ Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:12:00 GMT http://www.jokesy.com/facebook-status/ 1. The Quote Dude: Okay, I recognize myself in this. That's why it's first. Everyone loves a killer lyric or memorable quote, especially if it has some sort of sentimental... http://www.jokesy.com/facebook-status/#comments http://www.jokesy.com/facebook-status/ Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:43:00 GMT