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Science Quotes From Kids

February 17th 2010 06:09
science quotes from kids
Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I have never been able to make out the numbers.

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.


You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind.

Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.

Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a drop, it does.

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.

When people run around and around in circles, we say they are crazy. When planets do it, we say they are orbiting.

Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils, others preferred to become oil.

Genetics explains why you look like your father and if you don't why you should.
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