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Sex After 60

May 14th 2008 13:13
Sex after 60
As my wife, and I are approaching our 63rd and 65th birthdays, respectively, we scheduled our annual medical examination together so we could travel together.

After my examination, the doctor said, 'You appear to be in good health.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'


'In fact, I do,' I said. 'After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty. And then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I am usually cold and chilly.'
'This is very interesting,' replied the doctor.
'Let me do some research and get back to you.'

After examining his wife, the doctor said, 'Everything appears to be fine.
Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?'
She replied that she had no questions or concerns.

The doctor then asked, 'Your husband had an unusual concern.
He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and cold and chilly after the second time, do you know why?'

'Oh, that old sh..t!' she replied.

'That's because, the first time is usually in December and the second time is usually in June.
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