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The Seven Kinds of Sexual Intercourse

September 19th 2008 14:59
Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sexual intercourse:

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The 1st kind is called: Smurf Sex.

This is when you first meet someone and you both go at it until you are blue in the face.


The 2nd kind is called: Kitchen Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so easily turned on by your partner, you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind is called: Bedroom Sex.

This is when you have been with your partner for a while and the sex has become routine and usually only occurs in your bedroom.

The 4th kind is called: Social Security Sex.

This is when you get a little each fortnight, but not enough to live on

The 5th kind is called: Religious Sex.

This is when you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called: Hallway Sex.

This is after you have been having the 5th kind too long and when you pass each other in the hallway, you both say, "screw you."

The 7th and last kind is called: Courtroom Sex.

This is when you cannot stand each other any more and your spouse takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
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Comment by Carol Itoh

September 19th 2008 15:05
Having been married three times I am very familiar with all of these forms in session. Still very funny!

Comment by Carol Itoh

September 19th 2008 15:19
Ian

Hope you don't mind I put this on Luvpeek.com and gave you credit because it was just that good.

Carol

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