Ian
Shilpa KarhikShort Jokes
May 14th 2007 15:11
As they say, a short joke's a good joke. Here are some of the best examples:
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!
Q: What is the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
A: About 45 minutes !!
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night." "Have you tried counting sheep?" "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying to find it."
Q. Why were males created before females?
A. Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Q. What is the difference between a whore, a nimpho, and a blonde?
A. The whore says, "Aren't you done yet?" , The nimpho says, "Are you done ALREADY?" And the blonde says, "Beige. I think I'll paint the ceiling beige..."
Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?
Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don't ask me! I'm coming from the cemetery. I just buried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I'm so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face scratched all over?". "It wasn't so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Q. Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bungee jumping?
A. Scared the hell out of the dog.
Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
Q. Why do elephants paint their testicles red?
A. So they can hide in cherry trees.
How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
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The aim for the stars one was good.....
But its the fish in the tank that still has me smiling, ingenious....where do you get your material?
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