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Homer Simpson's Invitation to Will and Kate

August 8th 2011 03:07
FROM THE DESK OF

HOMER J. SIMPSON


Dear Prince William and Duchess Kate,

On behalf of my family and the town of Springfield, we would like to extend an invitation to visit a table read for an episode of "The Simpsons" during your upcoming visit to Los Angeles.

Your wedding was a thrilling event for all the American viewers, although I don't understand why you had it at one in the morning. Marge couldn't stop crying, mainly because it was so much better than her own wedding. Lisa loved watching history come to life in the venerable halls of Westminster Abbey, and Bart liked goofing on those crazy hats.


We know your vacation time is precious, and you must be very tired from your busy schedule back home of jousting and fighting dragons. Visiting The Simpsons will provide an excellent opportunity for cultural exchange. In England at four o'clock, you have tea and scones. Whereas at four o'clock here, I have beer and beer. British people revere the royal family, where in America, we worship our own royal family: the Kardashians. And so forth.
If you agree to visit our little show, I promise I will be amusing, my wife will be gracious, my daughters will be charming, and my son will be duct-taped to the boiler in the basement.



Your friend,

Homer Simpson


P.S. If you knighted me,that would be so awesome. It would really impress the guys at Moe's.




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