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Shilpa KarhikSky Diving Jokes
April 18th 2007 10:22
If at first you don't succeed, so much for sky diving.
An Irishman was being trained as a paratrooper. During an exercise he was to jump from a plane at ten thousand feet, count ten, pull his cord, and parachute down to an open field next to a barn. Once on the ground he has to bury his chute, go into the barn where he would find a motorbike hidden under some straw. Then he had to ride the bike to a town twenty kilometres away, and report to his commanding officer.
Things did not quite go as planned. He jumped out of the aircraft at 10,000 feet, counted 10 and pulled the cord. Nothing happened. He pulled the emergency cord, and again nothing happened.
"That's typical," he said. " I bet when I get down there, there'll be no motorbike either."
A skydiver was being interviewed by a newspaperman.
"What made you take up skydiving in the first place?"
"A four engine aircraft with three dead engines."
Things did not quite go as planned. He jumped out of the aircraft at 10,000 feet, counted 10 and pulled the cord. Nothing happened. He pulled the emergency cord, and again nothing happened.
"That's typical," he said. " I bet when I get down there, there'll be no motorbike either."
A skydiver was being interviewed by a newspaperman.
"What made you take up skydiving in the first place?"
"A four engine aircraft with three dead engines."
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