Be Nice to Your Partner
March 24th 2008 01:23
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 95, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now donít be silly dear, you know that this car doesnít have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Cant you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did'.
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Darn it, woman, cant you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And i noticed that your not wearing your seat belt sir. Thatís an automatic $100.00 fine'.
The driver says, 'Well, you see officer I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my licence out of my back pocket.'
The wife then says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didnít have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you are driving.'
And the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DONT YOU PLEASE SHUT UP?????'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma' am?'
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