Ian
Shilpa KarhikSwine Flu Jokes
September 25th 2009 09:00
I tried to call the Swine Flu Help Line. But it was useless, all I got was crackling.
I think I have swine flu: I've broken out in rashers.
Apparently my friend says he has Swine Flu, I think he's just telling porkies, though.
Will there be a mass outbreak of Human/Avian Swine flu? When pigs fly…
I need to get tested for swine flu. I've not been to Mexico, but God knows I've slept with some pigs in my time..
Did you hear Kermit the Frog is sick?
Yeah, He got Swine Flu from Miss. Piggie, when he was asked about it he replied, "Bitch told me she was clean".
I have the poor mans version of swine flu…Spam flu
As the two friends wandered through the snow on their way home, Piglet grinned to himself, thinking how lucky he was to have a best friend like Pooh. Pooh however had other thoughts running through his mind… “if that pig sneezes, he’s fuckin’ dead!!!”
Why did the pig jump off the tall building?
Because he read in the news that Swine Flu!
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Ian, it would be a huge kiosk, if the pigs flying on the sky...lol