Ian
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November 24th 2008 01:14
Life is a riddle; unfortunately the answer's not written on the back of anything.
I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
Sex is like air.....it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
My truck does not leak. It's just marking its territory!
Fact: 3 out of 5 people aren't the other 2.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
Consider what might be fertilizing the greener grass across the fence.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.
Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
A rock ----> me <---- A hard place
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If at first you don't succeed – maybe skydiving isn’t for you.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
I wired my dryer backwards. Now it spits out extra socks.
I went to the Net and all I got was this stupid tagline.
I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
Sex is like air.....it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
I married Miss Right. I didn't know her first name was Always.
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
My truck does not leak. It's just marking its territory!
Fact: 3 out of 5 people aren't the other 2.
When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.
Consider what might be fertilizing the greener grass across the fence.
Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
I could not possibly fail to disagree with you less.
In order to get a loan you must first prove you don't need it.
It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first.
Due to budget cuts the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
A rock ----> me <---- A hard place
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
If at first you don't succeed – maybe skydiving isn’t for you.
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I think, therefore I am. I think.
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
I wired my dryer backwards. Now it spits out extra socks.
I went to the Net and all I got was this stupid tagline.
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Comment by Anonymous
Shutup you idiot...