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D GabbardTiger Woods Jokes
December 11th 2009 04:15
Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Tiger Woods has lost a few endorsement deals, but durex has signed him up for their next advertising multi million campaign, the slogan is” Tiger always gets a hole in one”
Did you hear that Phil Mickelson called Elin Nordegren? He asked her for some tips on beating Tiger.
Did you hear Tiger changed his name to Cheetah?
Tiger's other women aren't mistresses. They're provisionals.
Confucius say:
He who drives well in fairway does not always fare well in driveway.
Did you hear Nike's new motto? Just do me.
Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
Tiger always gives 150 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 50 percent left over for all his mistresses.
One of the women who claims she slept with Tiger Woods says they never talked about golf while having sex. However, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express.
Tiger Woods was leaving the house, his wife asked him where are you going,,,
He said,,,,, I won’t be long honey,,,, I'm only going to do 3 holes today,,,,,,,
What does Tiger Woods use to clean his ball's ( A BLONDE);;;;;
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?
Santa stopped at three Ho's!
It is being reported that Elin Nordegren has decided to stay together with Tiger, when asked why she said that with all his practice it would be hard to find a better lover.
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