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Universal Truths

April 25th 2008 02:39
14 Universal Truths


1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.

4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.

5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.

6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.

7) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

8) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.


9) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.

10) Old ladies can eat more than you think.

11) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.

12) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.

13) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.

14) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Comment by Damo

April 25th 2008 06:05
I can vouch for number 7.

Comment by RubySoho

April 25th 2008 07:00
I've been the girl at number 2.

Comment by Morgan Bell

April 25th 2008 18:08
i nodded in agreement at every single point, it was like yoda wrote this list or something haha

Comment by Russia's Niece

November 10th 2010 20:47
There was no 3rd...there are only 13.

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