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Which Beer?

November 2nd 2009 12:10
It is well known that humor is regional, but this is the first joke that I can say is truly Victorian:

Carlton Draught. Beer Joke


At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and West End (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch.


When the waitress asked what they wanted to drink, the GM of Tooheys said without hesitation, "I'll have a Tooheys New."

The head of XXXX smiled and said, "Make mine a XXXX Gold."

To which the boss of West End rejoined, "I'll have a West End, the King of Beers."

And the bloke from Cascade asked for "a Cascade, the cleanest draught on the planet."

The General Manager of Carlton & United paused a moment and then placed his order: "I'll have a Diet Coke."

The others looked at him has if he had sprouted a new head.

"Well,” he said with a shrug, “if you poofters aren't drinking beer, then neither will I."




If you laughed, you are such a bogan!
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Comment by Bryn

November 3rd 2009 05:44
I didn't laugh, but I smirked.

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