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Shilpa KarhikWeather Jokes
December 24th 2008 01:30
Q. What did the one tornado say to the other?
A. Let’s twist again like we did last summer.
Q. What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A. You make my temperature rise.
Q. What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A. One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q. What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A. My plop is bigger than your plop.
Q. Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A. Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q. What did the tornado say to the other tornado?
A. You turn me on!
Q. What’s the difference between weather and climate?
A. You can’t weather a tree, but you can climate.
Q. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A. You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.
Q. What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A. Fowl weather.
Q. What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?
I have my eye on you.
Q. How do you find out the weather when you’re on vacation?
Go outside and look up.
Cartonn sourced from Aha Jokes.
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