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December 7th 2007 01:35
Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for six days.

Eventually, Michael the archangel found him on the seventh day resting.

He enquired of God, ' where have you been? '

God pointed downwards through the clouds.
'Look Michael, look what I've made,' said God.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, ' what is it ? '

'It's a planet,' replied God, 'and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance.'

'Balance?' inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing down to different parts of the earth, 'For example, North America will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while South America is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot and Russia will be a cold spot.'


'Over there I've placed a continent of white people and here I've placed a continent of black people.' God continued pointing to different countries. 'This one will be extremely hot and arid and this one will be very cold and covered in ice.'

The archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to another area land and asked,' what's that?'

West Australian joke
'Ah', said God. 'That's Western Australia , the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful people, impressive towns; it is the home of the worlds finest artists, musicians, writers, thinkers, explorers and sportsman. The people from Western Australia are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world.

They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as speakers of truth.'

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, 'What about balance God, you said there will be BALANCE!'

God replied very wisely, ' Wait till you see the wankers I'm putting on the East Coast'
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Comment by Anonymous

December 8th 2007 08:03
Funny BUT NOT REALLY! Coming form a religious perspective it was long boring and very 'unreligious' if your going to talk about God and/or his followers please be more positive instead of discouraging christianity!

Comment by Mikami

December 14th 2007 11:45
God got it wrong all the wankers are from western australia!

Comment by Anonymous

December 20th 2007 11:44
Funny .. it sounded so true I thought it was a factual report.

Comment by Anonymous

December 29th 2007 05:15
east coast rules

Comment by Anonymous

December 30th 2007 19:03
I dint get anythnn !!! LOL

Comment by Anonymous

January 7th 2008 04:16
LOL... so true, so true
WA rocks

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