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Taking Girls/Women to Bed

March 3rd 2008 08:29
What is the difference between taking girls to bed at different ages?






At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.









At 18 -- You tell her a story so you can take her to bed.







Taking women to bed at different ages
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.







At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.







At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.







At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.







Taking girls to bed at different ages
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that WILL be a story!








And at 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
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Comment by Sven Topp

March 3rd 2008 10:00
Cute....

What about...
At 8 you tell her a story so she will go to bed. (as in putting your daughter to sleep)

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