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Word of Advice

August 31st 2011 02:51
little johnny lollies
One fine afternoon a man was walking down the street; and as he came around the corner he spotted a young boy sitting in front of the local lolly shop. As he approached, he realised it was his neighbour’s kid - Little Johnny.


The boy was shoving sweet tarts and chocolate bars down his throat as fast as possible, so much that it prompted the man to offer some advice: "You know, Johnny, it's not healthy to eat all those lollies."

Little Johnny looks up at him and quickly retorts "You know, my grandad lived to be 96 years old."

"Oh," the man replied, "did he eat a lot of lollies?"
"Nope," retorted Little Johnny, "he minded his own damn business!"
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