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Worst Joke Ever Told

January 26th 2009 03:34
A professor from the University of Hertfodshire conducted a study to find the most cringe worthy joke on the face of the planet. The results of his study are below.
Counting down from 5 to 1, here are the worst jokes of all time!

5.
Q. If I eat three cakes in the morning and three for tea, what will I have?
A. A tummy ache.

4.
Q. Why were the rabbits eating the motorway?
A. Because it was a duel cabbageway.

3.
Q. What’s green and like’s snow?
A. Ski-weed.

2.
Q. What does pride go before?
A. …..of lions.

#1 Worst joke of all time
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Aw, don’t cry.



You know, I think that may actually be the worst joke of all time!
If you have any more to add just post them below.

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