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Jokes - March 2008

You Know Your an Australian If...

March 19th 2008 01:28
1. You know the meaning of the word "girt".

2. You believe that stubbies can be either drunk or worn.

3. You think it's normal to have a leader called Kevin.

4. You've made a bong out of your garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden.
You know you're Australian when

5. When you hear that an American "roots for his team" you wonder how often and with whom.

6. You understand that the phrase "a group of women wearing black thongs" refers to footwear and may be less alluring than it sounds.

7. You can translate: "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas."

8. You think "Woolloomooloo" is a perfectly reasonable name for a place.

9. You believe it makes sense for a country to have a $1 coin that's twice as big as its $2 coin.

10. You understand that "Wagga Wagga" can be abbreviated to "Wagga" but "Woy Woy" can't be called "Woy".

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Comment by JohnDoe

March 19th 2008 03:53
wasn't this a MNG post a while back? Click here to see.

Comment by Ian

March 19th 2008 05:49
Yes I hadn't noticed that JD.
Although I did notice that his list is a lot better than mine!

Comment by James Rickard

March 19th 2008 21:32
Am I the only person in America who knows those little flippy-floppy sandals are "thongs"???? This is the first time I've been glad I grew up in West Virginia!

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