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You Know You're Living in 2006 When...

April 17th 2006 04:33
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail your mate who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that
they do not have e-mail addresses.

6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer
the phone in a business manner.

7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally do "0"
to get an outside line.


8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for
three different companies.

10. Your resume is on a memory stick in your pocket.

11. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.

12. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all
of your best jokes.

13. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

14. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely
to get long-service awards.

15. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World
countries' annual budgets combined.

16. Interviewees, despite not having the relevant knowledge or
experience, terminate the interview when told of the starting salary.

17. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet.

18. Your boss gets a brand-new state-of-the-art laptop with all
the latest features, but you have time to go for lunch while yours
boots up.

19. Being sick is defined as you can't walk or you're in
hospital.

20. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff

your department desperately needs, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy.

21. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with
computers".

22. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.

23. You are too busy to notice there was N0 no. 9.

25. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a
No. 9
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