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Shilpa KarhikYour Momma Jokes
June 2nd 2006 02:21
Yo momma or yo mama jokes/ insults have been very popular, especially in the US for some time now, so I thought today I would do a "Best of Yo Momma" post.
Yo Mama so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo Mama so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo Mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo Mama so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo Mama so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Momma so poor, that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo Momma so poor, when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
Yo Momma so poor, when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo Momma so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo Momma so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Yo Mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry, we don't do live stock."
Yo Mama so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo Mama so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo Mama so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo Mama so fat, she influences the tides.
Yo Momma so ugly, I heard yer Father first met her at the zoo.
Yo Momma so ugly, when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
Yo Momma so ugly, even Bill Clinton won't sleep with her.
Yo Momma so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
Yo Momma so ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...
Yes believe it or not folks, that was the best of...
* this image of Martin Lawrence / Big Momma's House 2 movie poster is a copyrighted picture but is used here under fair dealing (fair use). The image was taken from the Wikipedia page for Big Momma's House 2.
Yo Mama so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
Yo Mama so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
Yo Mama so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
Yo Mama so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
Yo Mama so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo Momma so poor, that your family ate Cornflakes with a fork to save milk.
Yo Momma so poor, when I saw her kickin a can down the road I asked her what she was doing....'Moving' she replied.
Yo Momma so poor, when I saw her wobbling down the street with one shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."
Yo Momma so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Yo Momma so poor, burglars break into her home and leave money.
Yo mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says emergency contact she put 911.
Yo mama's so stupid, when the judge said "Order in the court," she said "I'll have a hamburger and a Coke."
Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down to get her out of 3rd grade.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
Yo mama's so stupid, she studied for a blood test and failed.
Big Momma's House 2 (from Wikipedia)
Yo Mama so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo Mama so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo Mama so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Yo Mama so fat, she influences the tides.
Yo Momma so ugly, I heard yer Father first met her at the zoo.
Yo Momma so ugly, when born, the doctors had to fit her incubator with tinted windows.
Yo Momma so ugly, even Bill Clinton won't sleep with her.
Yo Momma so ugly, when she applied for the ugly contest they told her 'NO Professionals'
Yo Momma so ugly, yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesny have to kiss her goodbye...
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
I's apologise for talkin bout Yo Mama...I should know better...hell, I don't even know the Man...
Yes believe it or not folks, that was the best of...
* this image of Martin Lawrence / Big Momma's House 2 movie poster is a copyrighted picture but is used here under fair dealing (fair use). The image was taken from the Wikipedia page for Big Momma's House 2.
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