Ian
D GabbardThe Zen Master
September 15th 2008 14:41
A Zen master visiting New York City goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything."
A samurai once asked a Zen Master where he would go after he died.
The Zen Master answered, "How am I supposed to know?"
"How do you know? You're a Zen master?" exclaimed the samurai.
"Yes, but not a dead one," the Zen Master answered.
Q: What did one Zen Master give to another for their birthday?
A: Nothing.
Q: What did the second Zen Master say in return?
A: You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift.
To which the giver replied, "Thank you."
A hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to a Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
Q: How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.
A samurai once asked a Zen Master where he would go after he died.
The Zen Master answered, "How am I supposed to know?"
"How do you know? You're a Zen master?" exclaimed the samurai.
"Yes, but not a dead one," the Zen Master answered.
Q: What did one Zen Master give to another for their birthday?
A: Nothing.
Q: What did the second Zen Master say in return?
A: You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift.
A hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to a Zen master, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Excuse me, but where’s my change?" asks the Zen master.
The vendor responds, "Change must come from within."
Q: How many Zen Masters does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they are the light bulb.
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